{"id":482,"date":"2008-12-23T08:21:16","date_gmt":"2008-12-23T13:21:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.suneagleclan.com\/secondmesa\/?p=482"},"modified":"2015-02-08T16:44:52","modified_gmt":"2015-02-08T21:44:52","slug":"two-front-teeth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.suneagleclan.com\/secondmesa\/?p=482","title":{"rendered":"Two front teeth"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Remember that record from when we were all growing up where the &#8220;hit&#8221; song was, &#8220;All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth&#8221;? It was Mom&#8217;s or Dad&#8217;s. The cover of it was a good <a href=\"http:\/\/www.luminous-landscape.com\/columns\/sm-04-04-04.shtml\">bokeh<\/a> shot of a little blond kid with a bowl haircut smiling with no front teeth (and perhaps a red sweater?) standing in front of a Christmas tree. I always thought that was a silly song for whatever reason. I mean, who loses their two front teeth right around Christmas? And why would you want them for Christmas.?<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.suneagleclan.com\/secondmesa\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/dsc_1195.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.suneagleclan.com\/secondmesa\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/dsc_1195.jpg\" alt=\"two front teeth\" title=\"dsc_1195\" width=\"400\" height=\"301\" class=\"size-full wp-image-483\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.suneagleclan.com\/secondmesa\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/dsc_1195.jpg 400w, http:\/\/www.suneagleclan.com\/secondmesa\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/dsc_1195-150x112.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Well I thought about the song the other day as Ashlee was trying to eat some pizza. Now Ashlee&#8217;s four food groups are pizza, apple juice, corn dogs, and frosted flakes, with some milk thrown in there every once in a while. She didn&#8217;t finish her pizza. \/GASP \/SHUDDER (Oh the horrer!) When I asked her why she said it was getting too hard to take a bite because she had to do it with the side of her mouth. Poor girl. Now I understand the song much better. And I feel for the poor kids who can&#8217;t finish their pizza because of this. I&#8217;d want my two front teeth for Christmas as well if they were hampering my pizza ingestion in any way!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Remember that record from when we were all growing up where the &#8220;hit&#8221; song was, &#8220;All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth&#8221;? It was Mom&#8217;s or Dad&#8217;s. The cover of it was a good bokeh shot of a little blond kid with a bowl haircut smiling with no front teeth (and perhaps &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.suneagleclan.com\/secondmesa\/?p=482\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Two front teeth<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.suneagleclan.com\/secondmesa\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/482"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.suneagleclan.com\/secondmesa\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.suneagleclan.com\/secondmesa\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.suneagleclan.com\/secondmesa\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.suneagleclan.com\/secondmesa\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=482"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/www.suneagleclan.com\/secondmesa\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/482\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1847,"href":"http:\/\/www.suneagleclan.com\/secondmesa\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/482\/revisions\/1847"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.suneagleclan.com\/secondmesa\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=482"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.suneagleclan.com\/secondmesa\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=482"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.suneagleclan.com\/secondmesa\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=482"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}