On a happier note, this just in from the department of homeland security. Not really though but it’s pretty funny. As you should be able to tell it’s a little old. So sue me, actually don’t.<\/p>\n
At Phoenix Sky Harbor<\/em> airport today, an individual later discovered to Al-gebra is a fearsome cult,” Ashcroft said. “They desire average When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, “If God had On a happier note, this just in from the department of homeland security. Not really though but it’s pretty funny. As you should be able to tell it’s a little old. So sue me, actually don’t. At Phoenix Sky Harbor airport today, an individual later discovered to be a public school teacher was arrested trying … Continue reading On a happier note.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.suneagleclan.com\/secondmesa\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/115"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.suneagleclan.com\/secondmesa\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.suneagleclan.com\/secondmesa\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.suneagleclan.com\/secondmesa\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.suneagleclan.com\/secondmesa\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=115"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.suneagleclan.com\/secondmesa\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/115\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.suneagleclan.com\/secondmesa\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=115"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.suneagleclan.com\/secondmesa\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=115"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.suneagleclan.com\/secondmesa\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=115"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nbe a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while
\nin possession of a ruler, a protractor, a setsquare, a slide rule, and
\na calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General John
\nAshcroft said he believes the man is a member of the notorious
\nal-gebra movement. He is being charged by the FBI with carrying
\nweapons of math instruction.<\/p>\n
\nsolutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a
\nsearch of absolute value They use secret code names like ‘x’ and ‘y’
\nand refer to themselves as ‘unknowns’, but we have determined they
\nbelong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with
\ncoordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used
\n to say, “there are 3 sides to every triangle”.<\/p>\n
\nwanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have
\ngiven us more fingers and toes.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"