Eat It AND Wear It?

So, we’ve finished reading Nick’s Roald Dahl collection, consisting of The Twits, Witches, Esio Trot, George’s Marvelous Medicine, The BFG, and Matilda. Then we read Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. Then we read Witches again.

Finally, I talked Nick into starting on his Judy Blume collection. The first book is Tales of the Fourth Grade Nothing. I forgot how enjoyable this book is. Nick really likes it also. Two nights ago I had to read three chapters to him instead of our usual two. Anyway, we had read the chapter where Fudge won’t eat and hasn’t eaten anything for several days. The Dad finally tells Fudge to eat it or wear it. When Fudge still refuses to eat, he takes him and puts him in the bathtub, then pours his bowl of corn flakes on top of him. Then later, when the Mom, Peter, and Fudge are at a restaurant, Fudge is being his usual bad self, and in the midst of making a mess with his meal, he says wear it, then pours his food all over himself.

Pretty funny stuff. So funny in fact that last night, while feeding the kids their “bedtime” snack, Nick had finished his bowl of cereal, drank all his milk, then said,

“Dad, eat it or wear it!”

I looked up from the front room just in time to see Nick pouring his cereal bowl over his head. Unfortunately, there was still a tiny bit of milk in the bottom of the bowl and I saw it dripping onto Nick’s head. Nick was all smiles as he turned around. I must admit it was pretty funny. Good thing it was only a couple of drops and not a whole bowl full of milk. Thanks Fudge.

Cass’ Car

Great news everyone. I have a car! It is a 1984 Honda Accord that I got from a co-worker’s boyfriend. Dad actually paid the price of $250. Of course, once we got it home and took a good look at it we noticed a few problems more than the water pump we had been told about. We first changed the front driver’s tire because it had a tear in the tread. Next, Dad changed the busted water pump. While he did that, I changed the oil and filter, my first time ever, and help flood the brakes. As of right now the battery is dead so the car doesn’t run and I can’t get it registered but I HAVE A CAR!!!!! (Pictures coming soon)

A Pioneer’s Life

Yo Ho, Yo Ho a Pioneer’s Life for me!
We walk and we ford and we fix wagon wheels,
Drink up me hearties Yo Ho (I mean don’t).
We camp and we sing and use flour for meals,
Sing up me hearties Yo Ho!

We don’t chew tobacco, don’t drink and don’t swear.
Sing up me hearties Yo Ho!
Hate Iowa mud but we love mountain air,
Sing up me hearties Yo Ho!

We’re walking cross country ‘cuz the Church is true.
Sing up me hearties Yo Ho!
When we can’t find wood, we burn buffalo poo,
Sing up me hearties Yo Ho!

We’ll push and we’ll pull if we’re stuck in a rut.
Sing up me hearties Yo Ho!
If we get really hungry we might eat your mutt
Sing up me hearties Yo Ho!

We like to use oxen, not horses, or mules
Sing up me hearties Yo Ho!
If we wanna get blessings we’ll follow the rules
Sing up me hearties Yo Ho!

We’ll walk till we reach the Salt Lake Valley
Sing up me hearties Yo Ho!
If we pushed on much farther we’d be in Cali
Sing up me hearties Yo Ho!

The trail can be rough, just like the terrain,
Sing up me hearties Yo Ho!
When we get to Utah we should build a train
Sing up me hearties Yo Ho!

Yo Ho Yo Ho a Pioneer’s Life for Me!

Brigh-ands Debut!

In honor of Joseph Smith’s 200th birthday, we are pleased to announce the release of a new pioneer song written by Chris, Josh, and Steve: “A Pioneer’s Life.” It is a heartwarming tale of an arduous journey wrought with peril that tries the faith and hearts of man. And women. And (time permitting) children. The tune is “borrowed” from a popular Disney theme park ride that was semi-recently made into a movie. Here is the artwork for the album and the words to the #1 hit that has been hailed as “simply ahead of our times” and “A Jorb Well Done!”

Will’s sport coat/suit fund…

For all of your information, I am currently taking any donations to the “Will needs a sport coat/suit” non-profit organization. The main goals of the group is too get me proper attire for my new calling as 2nd counselor in the Branch Presidency of the Coconino (Native American) Branch. I guess my white shirt, tie and kakhis won’t cut it anymore. For more information and a free brochure please send check/money order to:
Will Freeman
4255 E. Soliere Ave. #125
Flagstaff, AZ. 86004

Thanks